A one woman clown show devised and performed by me. 






It’s 1998. Geri Halliwell is leaving the Spice Girls, Michael Owen is the youngest footballer ever to play for England, and David Beckham is wearing a sarong. Somewhere in England a ten year old girl is pretending to be a football fan. Absurdist, optimistic and hilarious, this clown show offers a tongue-in-cheek ride through the ups and downs of nineties football fandom. Love it or hate it, football's coming home*

                                                            *to the theatre.






Upcoming dates:

Soho Theatre, Saturday 28th March, 12pm. Tickets here.
Poplar Union, Wednesday 6th May, 7:30pm. Tickets here.