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A one woman clown show devised and performed by me and directed by Ben Target.

It’s 1998. Geri Halliwell is leaving the Spice Girls, Michael Owen is the youngest footballer ever to play for England, and David Beckham is wearing a sarong. Somewhere in England a ten year old girl is pretending to be a football fan. Absurdist, optimistic and hilarious, this clown show offers a tongue-in-cheek ride through the ups and downs of nineties football fandom. Love it or hate it, football's coming home*

                                                            *to the theatre.


Poplar Union, September 2021, Stay tuned!


Poplar Union, Wednesday 10th March 2021, 7:30pm. Tickets here.
Poplar Union, Thursday 11th March 2021, 7:30pm. Tickets here.
Soho Theatre,
Saturday 28th March 2020, 12pm. Tickets here.
Poplar Union, Wednesday 6th May 2020, 7:30pm. Tickets here.


Director: Ben Target
Sound Design: Annie Fletcher
Lighting Design: Lucy Adams
Movement: Lucy Bishop


© Bryony Byrne